they only wanted me for my rod

Hey Yuffie. You wanna go on a date? I got a VIP invite to this dance thing in a couple'a nights. You can wear that cute Wutai get-up!

[Muffled] --od damn piece'a crap lousy excuse for a phs--

[The sound of static is heard, along with someone fiddling with the comm device and some more muffled swearing before the broadcast becomes clearer.]

Oh, hey, I talk into this part? The hell kinda complicated-- Is this thing on? Hello? Hellooo?

Uh. Right. What the fuck's wrong with the fuckin' door, yo? Shit's not budgin'. Also what the hell kinda place is this joint? Looks like a cheap knock-off of the ShinRa mansion. How the hell do I get outta here, anyway? I got shit to do, man. An' why the fuck's my name on one'a the doors next to fuckin' baby ShinRa's name?

Also holy crap, has anyone seen any materia shards layin' around? Could'a sworn I had the bags in my pocket but now they like disappeared an' I got a guy waitin' on-- Well. F'you see any bags'a little glass shard lookin' shit or powder, lemme know. I really, really need that shit back.

Like, really.

If you are here from parameter_rpg please friend remove this journal. Thanks~